over-engineered

its more than a state of mind

its a lifestyle. douche.

(via @buzzedword)

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  • #haiku #crankyhaiku #submitted #submission
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Don’t touch!

Keep out of my code
You sniveling little jerk
Or I’ll kick your ass

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  • #haiku #crankyhaiku #geekhaiku #coding
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ain’t no mo’ milk

this is some bullshit
there’s no more milk. what the fuck.
fuck it. eat it dry.

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  • #crankyhaiku #submission
  • 4 months ago

Google is no help
The Internet is broken
Where are my damn keys?

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  • #haiku #crankyhaiku #google #lost
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Do you really think
another tracking pixel
is beneficial?

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Three sandwiches later

Ever skip lunch because
“No cheese” is too difficult?
Yeah, THAT kind of day.

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Advances

What the fuck is that?
Get it away from me now!
Sick motherfucker.

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We’ll soon prove to all
That his skull is NOT so thick-
Gimme a hammer!

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  • 4 months ago

Girl across from me
My love life is a bit shit
You’d probably do

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  • #haiku #crankyhaiku #dating #sex
  • 4 months ago

Writing on a theme 
First theme, “I’m An Asshole,” yields 
Two hundred poems

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