OAuth Hell

Twitter you wankers
OAuth is complex as fuck
Not really your fault

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Cat Ode-r

Grey nudgy furball
Heavy, sitting on my lap
Why now must you fart?

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Wednesday rain

No time off for storm.
Yet rain took back all the time
I spent doing hair.

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Fretful Pro-Lifer

Fretful pro-lifer
your sign tries to shield my soul
cram it in your ass

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Dead Leaf Blues

alas! Poor, dead leaves
stabbed in the back by their tree
mulched in my mower

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Writing on a theme

Writing on a theme
First theme, ā€œI’m An Asshole,ā€ yields
Two hundred poems

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You’d probably do

Girl across from me
My love life is a bit shit
You’d probably do

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Hammer

We’ll soon prove to all
That his skull is NOT so thick-
Gimme a hammer!

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Advances

What the fuck is that?
Get it away from me now!
Sick motherfucker.

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3 sandwiches later…

Ever skip lunch because
“No cheese” is too difficult?
Yeah, THAT kind of day.

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