Really slow tractor

Really slow tractor
Don’t you know I’m running late
You motherfucker

(+8 rating, 2 votes)

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In Rain

Please, sir, walk slower
Under your huge umbrella
In my way, in rain.

(+9 rating, 2 votes)

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Fellow bus riders

Fellow bus riders
my traveling companions
my stinky angels

Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.

(+14 rating, 3 votes)

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You horrible cow

You horrible cow
put down the fucking cellphone
and die in a fire

Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.

(+35 rating, 7 votes)

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