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OAuth Hell

Twitter you wankers
OAuth is complex as fuck
Not really your fault

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Don't touch!

Keep out of my code
You sniveling little jerk
Or I’ll kick your ass

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Code quality

If I must maintain
One more piece of your shit code
I’m going to quit

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What part of don't is so hard?

You can’t use these scripts.
What? You did already. Fuck!
They will never learn.

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Worthless search engines

Google is no help
The Internet is broken
Where are my damn keys?

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What fun!

Playing EVE-Online
Two month’s work goes down the drain
Fucking P.V.P.

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Laptop hell

Oh how I hate you
Proprietary drivers
crashing my linux

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Development

The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

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Why I Hate iTunes again

Why I hate iTunes:
Why can’t you see all my songs?
You piece of crapness

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Why I hate iTunes

Why I hate iTunes:
You don’t monitor folders?
My mouth is frothing

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