http://crankyhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Mon, 25 Oct 2010 06:06:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://crankyhaiku.com/oauth-hell/ http://crankyhaiku.com/oauth-hell/#comments Fri, 17 Sep 2010 20:07:24 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=241 Twitter you wankers
OAuth is complex as fuck
Not really your fault

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/oauth-hell/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/dont-touch/ http://crankyhaiku.com/dont-touch/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:46:35 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=176 Keep out of my code
You sniveling little jerk
Or I’ll kick your ass

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/dont-touch/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/code-quality/ http://crankyhaiku.com/code-quality/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:40 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=178 If I must maintain
One more piece of your shit code
I’m going to quit

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/code-quality/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/what-part-of-dont-is-so-hard/ http://crankyhaiku.com/what-part-of-dont-is-so-hard/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:42:15 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=135 You can’t use these scripts.
What? You did already. Fuck!
They will never learn.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/what-part-of-dont-is-so-hard/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/worthless-search-engines/ http://crankyhaiku.com/worthless-search-engines/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:57:06 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=125 Google is no help
The Internet is broken
Where are my damn keys?

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/worthless-search-engines/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/what-fun/ http://crankyhaiku.com/what-fun/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:18:57 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=114 Playing EVE-Online
Two month’s work goes down the drain
Fucking P.V.P.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/what-fun/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/laptop-hell/ http://crankyhaiku.com/laptop-hell/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:39:12 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=75 Oh how I hate you
Proprietary drivers
crashing my linux

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/laptop-hell/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/development/ http://crankyhaiku.com/development/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:54:32 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=70 The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/development/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/why-i-hate-itunes-again/ http://crankyhaiku.com/why-i-hate-itunes-again/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:23:38 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=43 Why I hate iTunes:
Why can’t you see all my songs?
You piece of crapness

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/why-i-hate-itunes-again/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/why-i-hate-itunes-2/ http://crankyhaiku.com/why-i-hate-itunes-2/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:21:59 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=42 Why I hate iTunes:
You don’t monitor folders?
My mouth is frothing

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