http://crankyhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Mon, 25 Oct 2010 06:06:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://crankyhaiku.com/3-sandwiches-later/ http://crankyhaiku.com/3-sandwiches-later/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:59:14 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=163 Ever skip lunch because
“No cheese” is too difficult?
Yeah, THAT kind of day.

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Now my ass is on fire.
Pass me the sugar.

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really disagreed with me.
Toilet no go zone

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Calories. Who cares? I need
Starbucks to post jobs.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/starbucks/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/i-promised-myself/ http://crankyhaiku.com/i-promised-myself/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:11:53 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=36 I promised myself
Wait until the pizza cools
But I burnt my mouth

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