Low wage fate
work a low wage job
give bad customer service
you seal your own fate
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If I must maintain
One more piece of your shit code
I’m going to quit
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Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”
(+8 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...Dearest Co-worker
Dearest Co-worker
Invest in better headphones
or better music
(+24 rating, 5 votes) Loading ...Thank Who?
So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head
(+5 rating, 1 votes) Loading ...Client
Pain in ass client,
full of stupid site changes.
Who’s the designer?
(+14 rating, 3 votes) Loading ...Editor, you bastard
Again, editor,
You’ve proven unreachable.
How can I write shit?
(+4 rating, 1 votes) Loading ...Junior programmer
Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.
(+3 rating, 1 votes) Loading ...I could bang my dick
I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.
(+21 rating, 5 votes) Loading ...My new client
Oh, new editor!
Where’s my damn feedback, fucker?
No writing for you.
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