http://crankyhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Mon, 25 Oct 2010 06:06:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://crankyhaiku.com/low-wage-fate/ http://crankyhaiku.com/low-wage-fate/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:41:09 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=186 work a low wage job
give bad customer service
you seal your own fate

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/low-wage-fate/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/code-quality/ http://crankyhaiku.com/code-quality/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:40 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=178 If I must maintain
One more piece of your shit code
I’m going to quit

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/code-quality/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/fucking-goddamn-boss/ http://crankyhaiku.com/fucking-goddamn-boss/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:43:06 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=134 Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/fucking-goddamn-boss/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/dearest-co-worker/ http://crankyhaiku.com/dearest-co-worker/#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2009 01:40:38 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=129 Dearest Co-worker
Invest in better headphones
or better music

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/dearest-co-worker/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/thank-who/ http://crankyhaiku.com/thank-who/#comments Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:09:51 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=104 So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/thank-who/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/client/ http://crankyhaiku.com/client/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:05:53 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=98 Pain in ass client,
full of stupid site changes.
Who’s the designer?

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/client/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/editor-you-bastard/ http://crankyhaiku.com/editor-you-bastard/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:20 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=78 Again, editor,
You’ve proven unreachable.
How can I write shit?

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/editor-you-bastard/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/junior-programmer/ http://crankyhaiku.com/junior-programmer/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:02:20 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=58 Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/junior-programmer/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/62/ http://crankyhaiku.com/62/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:58:51 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=62 I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/62/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/my-new-client/ http://crankyhaiku.com/my-new-client/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:11:20 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=34 Oh, new editor!
Where’s my damn feedback, fucker?
No writing for you.

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