Hammer

We’ll soon prove to all
That his skull is NOT so thick-
Gimme a hammer!

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Society

Oh my goodness me,
You make me want to vomit,
Now fuck off and die.

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Better Than You

You think you’re so great?
One word describes me you ass!
One Three Three Seven.

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Yo momma

I heard a joke today
About an ugly fat bird
Just like yo momma

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City Work Yields Lazy Bastards

city construction
leaves their garbage in my yard
you fucking bastards

(+15 rating, 3 votes)

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Silly mullet guy

Silly mullet guy
Mowing the lawn in flip-flops
Toes will miss your feet

Haiku submitted by @tententacles

(+19 rating, 4 votes)

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call me candy cantaloupes

new tits get lots love
from nasty old fucking men
i shall vomit now

(+17 rating, 4 votes)

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I love hate it here

I love hate it here
love, lies, brilliance, sweet filth
my New York City

Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.

(+5 rating, 1 votes)

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Hey, Miss Lady

I really don’t think
That goop you put on your face
Makes you look younger

(+9 rating, 2 votes)

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