CrankyHaiku » People http://crankyhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Mon, 25 Oct 2010 06:06:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Hammer http://crankyhaiku.com/hammer/ http://crankyhaiku.com/hammer/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:00:50 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=162 We’ll soon prove to all
That his skull is NOT so thick-
Gimme a hammer!

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/hammer/feed/ 0 Society http://crankyhaiku.com/society/ http://crankyhaiku.com/society/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:54:57 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=165 Oh my goodness me,
You make me want to vomit,
Now fuck off and die.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/society/feed/ 0 Better Than You http://crankyhaiku.com/better-than-you/ http://crankyhaiku.com/better-than-you/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:54:02 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=168 You think you’re so great?
One word describes me you ass!
One Three Three Seven.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/better-than-you/feed/ 0 Yo momma http://crankyhaiku.com/yo-momma/ http://crankyhaiku.com/yo-momma/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:48:34 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=174 I heard a joke today
About an ugly fat bird
Just like yo momma

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/yo-momma/feed/ 0 City Work Yields Lazy Bastards http://crankyhaiku.com/city-work-yields-lazy-bastards/ http://crankyhaiku.com/city-work-yields-lazy-bastards/#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 03:43:50 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=156 city construction
leaves their garbage in my yard
you fucking bastards

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/city-work-yields-lazy-bastards/feed/ 0 Silly mullet guy http://crankyhaiku.com/silly-mullet-guy/ http://crankyhaiku.com/silly-mullet-guy/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 22:04:06 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=152 Silly mullet guy
Mowing the lawn in flip-flops
Toes will miss your feet

Haiku submitted by @tententacles

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/silly-mullet-guy/feed/ 0 call me candy cantaloupes http://crankyhaiku.com/call-me-candy-cantaloupes/ http://crankyhaiku.com/call-me-candy-cantaloupes/#comments Mon, 04 May 2009 14:38:51 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=145 new tits get lots love
from nasty old fucking men
i shall vomit now

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/call-me-candy-cantaloupes/feed/ 0 I love hate it here http://crankyhaiku.com/i-love-hate-it-here/ http://crankyhaiku.com/i-love-hate-it-here/#comments Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:13:16 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=111 I love hate it here
love, lies, brilliance, sweet filth
my New York City

Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/i-love-hate-it-here/feed/ 0 Hey, Miss Lady http://crankyhaiku.com/hey-miss-lady/ http://crankyhaiku.com/hey-miss-lady/#comments Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:52:41 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=103 I really don’t think
That goop you put on your face
Makes you look younger

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