http://crankyhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Mon, 25 Oct 2010 06:06:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://crankyhaiku.com/writing-on-a-theme/ http://crankyhaiku.com/writing-on-a-theme/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:03:04 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=160 Writing on a theme
First theme, “I’m An Asshole,” yields
Two hundred poems

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My love life is a bit shit
You’d probably do

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I’d stab you with a pencil
You arrogant fuck!

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a brand new spanking fresh hell
sharpen the ginsu

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/save-me/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/addiction/ http://crankyhaiku.com/addiction/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:52:14 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=101 We all know that sex
Is ridiculous, but yet,
We can’t seem to quit.

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The three-way didn’t work out
You made me laugh, though.

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