http://crankyhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Mon, 25 Oct 2010 06:06:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://crankyhaiku.com/why-do-i-do-it/ http://crankyhaiku.com/why-do-i-do-it/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:49:52 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=175 Some days I wonder
Why I bother getting up
Today is like that

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/why-do-i-do-it/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/your-sister-part-5/ http://crankyhaiku.com/your-sister-part-5/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:41 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=177 Your sister was great
I’d like to do her again
If you’d like to watch

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/your-sister-part-5/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/your-sister-part-6/ http://crankyhaiku.com/your-sister-part-6/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:40 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=179 I don’t understand
Why you’re so upset because
It’s not like I lied

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/your-sister-part-6/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/bart-simpson-is-all-grown-up/ http://crankyhaiku.com/bart-simpson-is-all-grown-up/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:40 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=180 I didn\’t do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
You motherfucker.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/bart-simpson-is-all-grown-up/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/just-popping-out/ http://crankyhaiku.com/just-popping-out/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:39 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=181 I\’m just popping out.
I\’ve got loads to do today.
You fucking old bitch.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/just-popping-out/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/married/ http://crankyhaiku.com/married/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:39 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=182 You silly old cow!
What makes you think I love you?
Your sister gives head!

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/married/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/an-old-flame/ http://crankyhaiku.com/an-old-flame/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:38 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=183 I remember you!
Time hasn\’t been very kind
To your ugly tits.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/an-old-flame/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/average-penis/ http://crankyhaiku.com/average-penis/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:37 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=185 No – it\’s not THAT big
But you\’re fucking dog ugly.
You\’ll have to make do.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/average-penis/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/horoscope/ http://crankyhaiku.com/horoscope/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:06:51 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=187 Horoscope said a good day
I had a bad day
Tomorrow will be better

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/horoscope/feed/ 0 http://crankyhaiku.com/nyah-nyah/ http://crankyhaiku.com/nyah-nyah/#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 03:42:56 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=151 We are the chosen
God likes us better than you
But don’t be jealous

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