CrankyHaiku http://crankyhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Mon, 25 Oct 2010 06:06:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 OAuth Hell http://crankyhaiku.com/oauth-hell/ http://crankyhaiku.com/oauth-hell/#comments Fri, 17 Sep 2010 20:07:24 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=241 Twitter you wankers
OAuth is complex as fuck
Not really your fault

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/oauth-hell/feed/ 0 Cat Ode-r http://crankyhaiku.com/cat-ode-r/ http://crankyhaiku.com/cat-ode-r/#comments Fri, 17 Sep 2010 20:06:58 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=239 Grey nudgy furball
Heavy, sitting on my lap
Why now must you fart?

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/cat-ode-r/feed/ 0 Wednesday rain http://crankyhaiku.com/wednesday-rain/ http://crankyhaiku.com/wednesday-rain/#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:12:45 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=232 No time off for storm.
Yet rain took back all the time
I spent doing hair.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/wednesday-rain/feed/ 2 Fretful Pro-Lifer http://crankyhaiku.com/fretful-pro-lifer/ http://crankyhaiku.com/fretful-pro-lifer/#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:08:40 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=233 Fretful pro-lifer
your sign tries to shield my soul
cram it in your ass

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]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/fretful-pro-lifer/feed/ 0 Dead Leaf Blues http://crankyhaiku.com/dead-leaf-blues/ http://crankyhaiku.com/dead-leaf-blues/#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:24:51 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=225 alas! Poor, dead leaves
stabbed in the back by their tree
mulched in my mower

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/dead-leaf-blues/feed/ 0 Writing on a theme http://crankyhaiku.com/writing-on-a-theme/ http://crankyhaiku.com/writing-on-a-theme/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:03:04 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=160 Writing on a theme
First theme, “I’m An Asshole,” yields
Two hundred poems

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/writing-on-a-theme/feed/ 1 You’d probably do http://crankyhaiku.com/youd-probably-do/ http://crankyhaiku.com/youd-probably-do/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:01:41 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=164 Girl across from me
My love life is a bit shit
You’d probably do

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/youd-probably-do/feed/ 0 Hammer http://crankyhaiku.com/hammer/ http://crankyhaiku.com/hammer/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:00:50 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=162 We’ll soon prove to all
That his skull is NOT so thick-
Gimme a hammer!

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/hammer/feed/ 0 Advances http://crankyhaiku.com/advances/ http://crankyhaiku.com/advances/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:59:52 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=166 What the fuck is that?
Get it away from me now!
Sick motherfucker.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/advances/feed/ 0 3 sandwiches later… http://crankyhaiku.com/3-sandwiches-later/ http://crankyhaiku.com/3-sandwiches-later/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:59:14 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=163 Ever skip lunch because
“No cheese” is too difficult?
Yeah, THAT kind of day.

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