Chicken Madras
I just ate curry.
Now my ass is on fire.
Pass me the sugar.
I just ate curry.
Now my ass is on fire.
Pass me the sugar.
Oh my goodness me,
You make me want to vomit,
Now fuck off and die.
You think you’re so great?
One word describes me you ass!
One Three Three Seven.
What to do with Mom
She’s becoming such a pest
Toss her off the roof
If I never see
Dog shit with shredded almonds
That will be okay
Some days I wonder
Why I bother getting up
Today is like that
I heard a joke today
About an ugly fat bird
Just like yo momma
If you were here
I’d stab you with a pencil
You arrogant fuck!
Keep out of my code
You sniveling little jerk
Or I’ll kick your ass
work a low wage job
give bad customer service
you seal your own fate