Chicken Madras

I just ate curry.
Now my ass is on fire.
Pass me the sugar.

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Society

Oh my goodness me,
You make me want to vomit,
Now fuck off and die.

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Better Than You

You think you’re so great?
One word describes me you ass!
One Three Three Seven.

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Momma

What to do with Mom
She’s becoming such a pest
Toss her off the roof

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Bucket List NOT

If I never see
Dog shit with shredded almonds
That will be okay

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Why do I do it?

Some days I wonder
Why I bother getting up
Today is like that

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Yo momma

I heard a joke today
About an ugly fat bird
Just like yo momma

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If you were here

If you were here
I’d stab you with a pencil
You arrogant fuck!

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Don't touch!

Keep out of my code
You sniveling little jerk
Or I’ll kick your ass

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Low wage fate

work a low wage job
give bad customer service
you seal your own fate

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