Tax credit my ass
Taxpayers get rude surprise
New tax tables UP

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  • 7 months ago

mom-in-law coming
a brand new spanking fresh hell
sharpen the ginsu

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  • 7 months ago

new tits get lots love
from nasty old fucking men
i shall vomit now

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  • 7 months ago
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Silly mullet guy
Mowing the lawn in flip-flops
Toes will miss your feet

Haiku submitted by @tententacles

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  • 7 months ago

We are the chosen 
God likes us better than you 
But don’t be jealous

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  • 7 months ago

city construction
leaves their garbage in my yard
you fucking bastards

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  • 7 months ago

So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head

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  • 7 months ago

I love hate it here
love, lies, brilliance, sweet filth
my New York City

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  • 7 months ago

Playing EVE-Online
Two month’s work goes down the drain
Fucking P.V.P.

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  • 7 months ago

Dear Washington Caps,
Could you please not suck tonight?
Thanks. Your Pal, Jason.

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  • 7 months ago
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