City Work Yields Lazy Bastards
city construction
leaves their garbage in my yard
you fucking bastards
(+15 rating, 3 votes)
Loading ... (+15 rating, 3 votes) Loading ...Nyah nyah
We are the chosen
God likes us better than you
But don’t be jealous
(+2 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...Silly mullet guy
Silly mullet guy
Mowing the lawn in flip-flops
Toes will miss your feet
Haiku submitted by @tententacles
(+19 rating, 4 votes) Loading ...call me candy cantaloupes
new tits get lots love
from nasty old fucking men
i shall vomit now
(+17 rating, 4 votes) Loading ...save me.
mom-in-law coming
a brand new spanking fresh hell
sharpen the ginsu
(+12 rating, 3 votes) Loading ...School
I hate fucking class
I’m always so behind in tasks
I wish it would end
(+2 rating, 1 votes) Loading ...Tax Credit
Tax credit my ass
Taxpayers get rude surprise
New tax tables UP
(+6 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...NO MEDICAL
Friend Medical Help
Has cancer of the bladder
Medicaid wont pay
(+14 rating, 3 votes) Loading ...Michael Vick (Scum)
Michael Vick Out Soon
Home Confinement Not Enough
Should Be Hung To Dry
(+21 rating, 5 votes) Loading ...Fucking goddamn boss
Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”
(+8 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...