What part of don't is so hard?

You can’t use these scripts.
What? You did already. Fuck!
They will never learn.

(+3 rating, 1 votes)

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Dearest Co-worker

Dearest Co-worker
Invest in better headphones
or better music

(+24 rating, 5 votes)

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Really slow tractor

Really slow tractor
Don’t you know I’m running late
You motherfucker

(+8 rating, 2 votes)

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Worthless search engines

Google is no help
The Internet is broken
Where are my damn keys?

(+10 rating, 2 votes)

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Insomnia sucks

Outside the window
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
Keeping me awake

(+4 rating, 1 votes)

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Epic adventure

Epic adventure
to Island destination;
fucking alarm clock

Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.

(+20 rating, 4 votes)

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Playoff Frustration

Dear Washington Caps,
Could you please not suck tonight?
Thanks. Your Pal, Jason.

(+4 rating, 1 votes)

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What fun!

Playing EVE-Online
Two month’s work goes down the drain
Fucking P.V.P.

(+5 rating, 1 votes)

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I love hate it here

I love hate it here
love, lies, brilliance, sweet filth
my New York City

Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.

(+5 rating, 1 votes)

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Thank Who?

So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head

(+5 rating, 1 votes)

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