Starbucks
Starbucks is posting
Calories. Who cares? I need
Starbucks to post jobs.
Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.
I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.
Cisco Networking
Not as nice as Juniper
But it’s what I have
Revising courses
Weather is quite nice outside
Why am I stuck in?
Today I’m wishing
the marketing department
would die of cancer
I sometimes picture
a job that doesn’t suck balls.
This one isn’t it