Fucking goddamn boss
Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”
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(+8 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...What part of don't is so hard?
You can’t use these scripts.
What? You did already. Fuck!
They will never learn.
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Epic adventure
to Island destination;
fucking alarm clock
Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.
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So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head
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Again, editor,
You’ve proven unreachable.
How can I write shit?
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The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer
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Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.
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I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.
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Cisco Networking
Not as nice as Juniper
But it’s what I have
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