CrankyHaiku » work http://crankyhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Mon, 25 Oct 2010 06:06:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Fucking goddamn boss http://crankyhaiku.com/fucking-goddamn-boss/ http://crankyhaiku.com/fucking-goddamn-boss/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:43:06 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=134 Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/fucking-goddamn-boss/feed/ 0 What part of don't is so hard? http://crankyhaiku.com/what-part-of-dont-is-so-hard/ http://crankyhaiku.com/what-part-of-dont-is-so-hard/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:42:15 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=135 You can’t use these scripts.
What? You did already. Fuck!
They will never learn.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/what-part-of-dont-is-so-hard/feed/ 0 Epic adventure http://crankyhaiku.com/epic-adventure/ http://crankyhaiku.com/epic-adventure/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:48:27 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=119 Epic adventure
to Island destination;
fucking alarm clock

Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/epic-adventure/feed/ 0 Thank Who? http://crankyhaiku.com/thank-who/ http://crankyhaiku.com/thank-who/#comments Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:09:51 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=104 So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/thank-who/feed/ 0 Starbucks http://crankyhaiku.com/starbucks/ http://crankyhaiku.com/starbucks/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:56:03 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=83 Starbucks is posting
Calories. Who cares? I need
Starbucks to post jobs.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/starbucks/feed/ 0 Editor, you bastard http://crankyhaiku.com/editor-you-bastard/ http://crankyhaiku.com/editor-you-bastard/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:20:20 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=78 Again, editor,
You’ve proven unreachable.
How can I write shit?

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/editor-you-bastard/feed/ 0 Development http://crankyhaiku.com/development/ http://crankyhaiku.com/development/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:54:32 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=70 The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/development/feed/ 0 Junior programmer http://crankyhaiku.com/junior-programmer/ http://crankyhaiku.com/junior-programmer/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:02:20 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=58 Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/junior-programmer/feed/ 0 I could bang my dick http://crankyhaiku.com/62/ http://crankyhaiku.com/62/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:58:51 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=62 I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

]]> http://crankyhaiku.com/62/feed/ 0 Cisco Networking http://crankyhaiku.com/cisco-networking/ http://crankyhaiku.com/cisco-networking/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:21:21 +0000 snipe http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=15 Cisco Networking
Not as nice as Juniper
But it’s what I have

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